Panic in Louisville

Citizens of Louisville are left quaking in fear under the increasing threat of infection. Whilst they struggle under diminishing resources, Mayor Mayoh has been forced to ask our Governor to intervene. Mayoh’s message to the people of Lousiville is that they should “Stay indoors”.

This news is only made more alarming by the fact that their University is leading the way in finding a cure for the infection. Elizabethtown tell us that they too are researching a cure, although we hear at Shawnee Social find ourselves confused as to how as they are yet to precure any “specimens”.

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Alex Montrose and Hugo Lewkowicz