Ouisconsin, Science- Are the Stars right?

Local astrology enthusiast Ann Loaf has been arrested for being a public nuisance. “The stars are right. Beware the end times for they be coming.” She shouted from her cell. The local retirement home called a disturbance and she was promptly arrested.

“The stars are all right, nothing out of the ordinary” quotes Dan Hambridge of the College of Minor Importance Technologies.