AAAAAAAnd GAME! - Badger News

Thank you so much for an amazing day!

Feel free to use the menu at the top to see the reports for each site – the All tab shows all the news published throughout the day, but please be aware that we’ve had over 600 stories posted so it may take a while to look through!

Massive thank you to the Press team for putting out so much amazing content, and the players for providing so much to report on!

Mega thanks to the Control Team, who I’m sure you’ll all agree did a stunning job to keep the game running smoothly and making sure we all had fun.

And THANK YOU to Jim Wallman for conceiving this crazy idea in the first place.

Presidential Candidates Chosen - Badger News

The Republican Presidential Candidate is Governor Osa of Mishigamaa, running with Hollman as VP.

The Democratic Presidential Candidate is Governor Crow of Kanawha.

We wish them both the best of luck in the election.

Exclusive: Nutrivend statement on the cure - Mishigamaa Editor

Exclusive announcement from the CEO of Nutrivend.

“We are investigating two possible cures for the infection. Our first has proven ineffective – we tested it in a limited area in Romero City, but unfortunately effects were negative. We tested with full support of the Mayor.

“We are now working with the White House to release a healing agent which should reverse the effects of the infection. We are waiting for White House permission to test.”

Cure distribution initiated - Powhatan Reporter A

Wagon and Lexcorp have merged and Governor Jon has gotten them to start distributing the cure to civilians. Hopefully all goes well from here.

Wild Card candidate tipped to win - Ouisconsin Editor-In-Chief

Outrunner Candidate Cleatus Melaetus is tipped to win by a Laaaaaan’slaaaad after promising the electorate the Cleansing fire of retribution and a grilled cheese sandwich.

 

In other news the Mayor of Racine defo shagged a Zombie and it’s true because everyone says so, even Geoff on security. an he don’t say much

Ouisconsin, Politics- Your next Governor - Ouisconsin Reporter C

There are two candidats running in this state:

Wright City Mayor Jonathan Durrant under the Democratic ticket and Rerunning this term is Governor Chris Gannon.

Durrant has managed to maintain the safety for the majority of his citizens despite constantly being on the edge however he has failed to fully recover from this incident. He claims that “Resolve, Determination and experience are required to deal with this threat”

Meanwhile Gannon has had to manage the situation at a larger scale, alhough hes had some mishaps such as the pushing of the Necrotec cure which was claimed as an acceptable loss considering what would have been lost otherwise. However he has been quoted on his presidential candidate saying that “it is taking the piss considering [Osa governed] the state where the infection started.”

A new hope? FoG - Ouisconsin Editor-In-Chief

Clietus, Leader of Fists of God runs for Wright City Mayor, the group highly responsible for cleaning up the majority of Wright City runs for office.

With support growing at an unprecedented speed

Could this be the new world order?

BREAKING NEWS: White House and Secretary of Defense Illegally Ordered Arrest of Mishigamaa Governor - National Reporter B

As previously reported, national media has learned of allegations that the DHS and the Pentagon told the Mishigamaa National Guard to arrest the Governor of Mishigamaa.

Since then, we have learned of far more disturbing developments.

In particular, the White House and the Secretary of Defense gave written orders for the Pentagon to coordinate with the Mishigamaa National Guard to illegally act in Mishigamaa.

According to our sources, it was the Pentagon (and not the Mishigamaa National Guard) that determined that such actions were illegal.

Given that there is written proof that the President gave authority for the Pentagon to act in Mishigamaa, it is now only a question of when (rather than if) the President and her Secretary of Defense are arrested and charge with high crimes and misdemeanours.

Editor in Chief Runs for President! - Kanawha Editor

I, the Editor in Chief of the Kanawha Newspaper am running for President of the United States of America! I have been dutifully representing the voice of the people during this pressing weekend, and I have been the only voice of reason amidst all of this chaos. I hope you will consider giving me your support.

Zombie cure? - National Editor

Nutrivend claims to have discovered a cure and will be testing it shortly in the city of Marquette; results to be announced shortly.

DHS and Pentagon Illegally Ordered Arrest of Mishigamaa Governor - National Reporter B

The national media has learned that the DHS and the Pentagon previously told the National Guard of Mishigamaa to arrest the Governor of Misghigamaa. DHS and the Pentagon attempted to convince the National Guard that the Governor was unstable and not fit to govern.

The National Guard subsequently determined that such orders were both illegal and immoral. They consequently refused to comply with such order.

It is unclear at this time whether the order was due to the fact that the Mishigamaa Governor is currently running for president and does not appear to be favored by the White House.

This leads to the question of whether the White House has taken advantage of the crisis to further its own political agenda over the well being of American citizens.

Death crusade for Kenosha Police - Ouisconsin Editor-In-Chief

The Kenoshan police have set off on a certain death crusade of vengeance through Racine and Wright city. These desperate men have vowed to sell their lives dearly and take as many deadies as they can from this world to the next. This doomed party look as though they face their deaths fighting a path to the hospital, many souls are gathered there as they fight hand in hand with the fist of God militia

Cure being mass produced by NecroTec in Ouisconsin - Susquehannock Reporter D

As we speak, samples of the cure are on its way to NecroTec, Ouisconsin to be mass produced. The states of Adirondack and Wabash are mass creating the delivery systems to be used by the states of Adirondack, Wabash and Susquehannock, who has been delivering the cure.

Helicopters provided by another state, but under the control of the governor of Susquehannock are transporting the delivery system. The delivery system will be filled with the mass-produced cure at the NecroTec factory in Ouisconsin, after which they will fly back to Susquehannock for distribution. Adirondack and Wabash will retrieve their filled delivery systems in a similar way.

BREAKING: Frightening evidence of zombie conspiracy - Ouisconsin Editor-In-Chief

Posted through our letter box from a trusted and respected source, an admission of guilt maybe from the Mayor of Racine.

Big Pharma, Big Prices – A cure – but at what cost? - Ahao - Naomi Young

The white-house liaison has confirmed that corporations in other states have been asking for zombie samples, but that they are offering nothing in return. She stated her worries about the price of any cure, that it may be vastly inflated. She also confirmed there was no governmental research going on, that the only research was the pharma corporations, so it seems that people will literally have no choice but to pay whatever the companies are asking for.

Correction to Presidential nominees - National Editor

Governor Hollman is the VP nominee and Governor Osa is the Presidential candidate

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you? - National Reporter A

It has emerged that the big four pharmas are hoping to put their heads and resources together to develop a single cure for the ongoing phenomenon.

Bay City has now also appealed to the White House for help to bomb the city in light of the ombie overrun.

However, neither the pharmas nor Bay City have heard any responses from the White House.

Perhaps everyone at the White House have now taken to relaxing at the golf course whilst planning for the 4th July celebrations?

In Its Hour of Panic White House Hides from Press and Public - National Reporter B

In the midst of an ongoing crisis where transparent leadership from the White House is more important than ever, the President and her support staff have become increasingly paranoid about the role of the press. On numerous occasions when asked for comment on various aspects of the situation, the President has stated either, “No comment” or “We are dealing with it” with no further explanation.

The unwillingness of this administration to inform the public what is being done to stem the tide of bloodshed and chaos is a cause for grave concern.  This great country has always depended in significant part on the role of a free press to inform the public and keep tyranny in check. This is the why our Founding Fathers enshrined the rights of a free press in the First Amendment. For as long as the White House continues to refuse to provide substantive comment and input to the press, it is clear that the administration values its political reputation more than the most important values of our nation.

 

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Firefighters Hold Desperate last stand in Kenosha - Ouisconsin Reporter B

The heroic fire service of Kinosha continues to hold a final stand against unwinnable odds in the crumbling city. These bold men and women of the fire service continue to fight for their community even after the police and politicians have abandoned them. Shame on all others who were supposed to protect this city, for letting this city along with another Badger News office fall to ruin.

Republican contender - National Editor

News just in that the Mayor of Marquette is in the race as the Republican candidate for the Presidential election

Last Stand of Madison - Ouisconsin Editor-In-Chief

As a last ditch attempt the brave and ever charismatic Mayor Bernardis of Madison is making a personal last stand alongside the police and emergency services. Despite the many attempts to drum up support from both the local cities and the government those attempts have unfortunately failed and as Madison have been abandoned Bernardis is taking it into his own hands and prepares to launch the “cure” himself.

Ouisconsin, Greenbay- 17 die in Initial test of Necrotec cure - Ouisconsin Reporter C

The National Gaurds deployment of their cure has proven fatal. Although the infected in the area were cure an unforeseen Biohazardous effect killed them after being cured. A total of 17 casualties have been declared.

Necrotec commented “The attack was pressed forward due to the unredeemable nature of the target location. The Biohazard effect was an unforeseen side effect that given more time to test could have been dealt with. We are confident that the Dart Delivery system we are producing will not have these unfortunate effects.”

It is particularly notable that this test was pushed forward by the Governor of Ouisconsin despite concerns from congress and locals. However he is “condemning [Necrotec] for lying about the situation.”

Presidential hopefuls - National Editor

It has just been announced that Governor Hollman has added Governor Osa as Vice President on his ticket for the Presidential race

Badger news office in Romero overrun - National Editor

News just in that our offices in Romero have been overrun by the ‘Alternatively Animated’, and we hope again that our brave colleagues have been safely by the security forces.

Weygand and LexCorp to merge - Mishigamaa Editor

Weygand and LexCorp to merge, says Bay City official, after talks managed by the Mishigamaa State Governor.

More to follow…

Homeland Security: We Have a Cure – Distribution by either Aerosol or Dart - National Reporter B

Homeland Security has informed national media that they have developed a cure and have developed two delivery methods: aerosol and darts. They are currently in the process of determining which method to use. While the national media welcomes this news, it is intriguing that numerous state and local governments appear to have developed a cure before the federal government. Perhaps the federal government’s prior preoccupation with nuclear weaponry, which has been confirmed through confidential sources despite protestations to the contrary from the White House, was the cause of the federal government’s lackadaisical behavior.

Badger News Site Hits New Record - Badger News

Whether it’s election fever or the zombie virus, this weekend has seen the most activity since the site was originally launched – over 500 articles published since Friday evening!

The most prolific news team seems to be the Ahao office, with over 80 stories published in the past few days alone. Special commendation to the Mishigamaa Editor, who has been nominated for a Badger of Honour after publishing 41 articles from his desk alone.

Govenor Chris Gamon “Your children will thank you” as a Potential Cure is Deployed - Ouisconsin Reporter B

The governor gave a rousing speech encouraging the use of a potential cure, despite federal instruction not to deploy. The speech, which was a call back to American independence stirred the hearts of many. Calling representatives to “Obey the distant whims of an uncaring elite … or do the right thing” , this emotive display ended with a stark, but clear message ” You may struggle to sleep at night after [making this choice] . Your children will, however, thank you.”

Breaking news: Cure ready for delivery - Susquehannock Reporter D

The governors of Susquehannock and Adirondack and the mayors of Wabash have managed to bring the cure of Lexcorp together with the delivery system of the National Guard. As soon as these parties have physically met, the delivery of the cure will start.

BREAKING: DO WE KNOW THE CAUSE OF THE CURSE? - Ouisconsin Editor-In-Chief

During the day our reporters at Badger News have been working tirelessly to bring you the news and updates as they have been happening.

Although we have been under the cosh with constant information coming in and the pull of different political powers to get they’re message out we have also been investigating the situation in order to try and report the truth and any other questions of authority involvement.

We have been quite open in our support for the political leaders as they struggle to get a grip of they’re individual cities, the Police and the Emergency Services have our highest praise for limiting the body count within our great State.

But one thing just doesnt taste right….

The Mayor of Racine has been the star of the show today remaining calm under the pressure, maybe too calm? the emergency Racine faced was very different from the emergency every other city faced and as the other cities burned to the ground the Mayor of Racine began his plot to overthrow the Mayor of Kenosha. Plot maybe a bit strong? lets face it, Kenosha was handed to him. it seems the outbreak has benefited some people?

As others crumble Racine are throwing parties and celebrations.

Maybe they were never in danger?

CEO of the Necrotech made a public statement celebrating the collaboration of the Mayor and Racine city.

Would it not be in Necrotechs interest to protect Racine, especially as Racine is the location and home of theyre forefront research facility.

We have also heard from good sources Necrotech senior officials being evacuated from neighboring cities well before the outbreak had even taken hold, before there was ever a sniff of a problem.

Was this whole thing, this disaster a test? a power grab?

Who is the most likely to run this state beyond this disaster than the unflappable James Wiggins?

All we know as of now is that Necrotech and Racine have a lot of questions to answer.

Badger news office in Marquette overrun - National Editor

News just in that our offices in Marquette have been overrun by the ‘Alternatively Animated’.

Our thought and prayers go out to our brave colleagues and hope that the security forces are able to protect them from harm.

 

White House: 4th of July Party Still Planned Despite Mass Casualties and Panic - National Reporter B

Despite massive casualties across the country, numerous states of emergency declared, bombing of American cities by US federal forces, and unprecedented panic, the White House continues to plan to go forward with its 4th of July picnic. It is unclear if the White House will learn that the lives of its citizens takes precedence over hot dogs and burgers.

Daring Escape from Green Bay - Ouisconsin Reporter B

After a zombie hoard overran our office in Green Bay, this daring reporter made a swift and courageous exit from the city. I would like to ask other city officials to take better care of our offices going forward, and we will be seeking damages in the future if and when this crisis is resolved.

Mass panic across Mishigamaa - Mishigamaa Editor

Following the mayoral confrontation with the state governor, there are reports of mass panic and riots across the entire state, with some reports claiming that the National Guard are beginning to desert their units to return home to protect their families.

The governor stonewalled the mayors’ demands and has refused to step down or declare a State of Emergency.

City Updates:
– Romero: Still defended, but situation is deteriorating. May re-instate emergency declaration. Rebuilding field hospitals and fortified base of operations with LexCorp. Mayor now declared “Interim State Governor”, and will attempt to run defence of state from there.
– Spearing: Police Chief captured by Free Militia. Militia demands federal response to save city and admit responsibility, or will execuse him. Deputy Mayor Hunt is running for Mayor, and declares Spearing one of the last safe bastions against the outbreak.
– Grand Rapids: Mass panic, Nutrivend CEO staying in secure facility to work on cure. Chief of Police has been infected. Mayor intends to force governor to declare State of Emergency.
– Bay City: Quarantined and overrun. Federal drones bombing infrastructure to strong infestation spreading. City of Police condemns Mayor for failing to coordinate City Evacuation, instead working for political gain. Police Chief declares intent to run for Mayor.
– Marquette: Fully infested by the outbreak. No news on additional funding bid.

Nutrivend Sends Dangerous Research Specimens to Shawnee News Office - National Editor

In an act of incredible ineptitude, Nutrivend has sent dangerous research specimens to the Shawnee News Office, unnecessarily endangering the lives of our colleagues and setting back future research efforts.

Where’s FEMA - Powhatan Editor

The National guard was never meant to be an army yet they have to like one why? FEMA or the federal have been called by the state of powhatan though they have not come. There has to be some blockage on the federal level for why this is happening. Most likely someone maybe in the pentagon or the white house has partnered with the corporations so they can get something out of it

Bombs fall in London - Northland Editor

London Ontario has taken drastic measures against the undead menace.  An airstrike demolishes areas next to Lake Erie, taking out zombies and abandoned homes alike.

“This is our second airstrike,” the mayor said smugly.  “Our FIRE trucks have also proven quite effective.  I’m sure there were no civilians in the area.”  The mayor was wearing a horrific zombie skull as a helmet at the time of the statement, appearing totally unafraid of infection.

The mayor of London showing off their new weapon.

 

Governor Jon Drops Out - Powhatan Editor

Governor Jon has decided to drop out of the race for president and endorse Mayor Mike who has officially started running for president also has the full support of both the Republican Charlottes Ville and the Democratic Roanoke. Governor Jon is now running to be reelected as Governor, with Mikes support. Mike believes that one of the reasons the Governor is so disliked is that he was dealt a bad hand he did his best and pulled through everything and our city was bettered by his support.

Big four pharmas fighting over a cure - National Reporter A

Whilst Nutrivend had been singled out as the exclusive partner of the White House earlier, it now appears that the big four pharmas – Weygand, Necrotech, Lexcorp and Nutrivend are now going head to head against each other to be the first to identify the cause and cure for the zombification phenomenon.

However, it would seem that Nutrivend is still at the head of the pack, having claimed to have sent their first shipment of NutriSpeed to the Grand Rapids Police which had “give(sic) them an edge in controlling the outbreaks in the city”.

Necrotech is currently appealing for additional resources to fund its ongoing research and development, and the other two pharmas have not replied to our requests for an interview by press time.

One would wonder how Nutrivend had such stores of resources and why it has such strong vested interests in this matter.

 

Wabash in Disarray – Badger News Team Forced to Flee - National Editor

Due to a complete breakdown in the situation in Wabash, national media has learned that the Wabash branch of Badger News is being forced to flee. Any efforts that can be made by local, state, or federal authorities to assist our colleagues in this harrowing hour would be greatly appreciated.

 

To our colleagues on the ground in Wabash: Good luck and God bless.

Joint statement from Mishigamaa - Mishigamaa Editor

“We are calling out the Governor to resign immediately, due to her poor decision making and failure to bring in the National Guard to save the people.”

They demand that she either call a State of Emergency instantly, or stand down to make way for someone who will.

They propose the Mayor of Romero City to stand to take the Governorship.

Is this a Democrat plot to take over State government? Or a simple cross-party consensus to deal with a major crisis?

The Governor responded to this with “No comment.”

A meeting is currently underway between the governor and the city mayors. The Bay City mayor is confronting her angrily. More on this story to follow.

White House: Nuclear Breach is in Northland, not Mishigamaa - National Reporter B

The White House has stated that the previously reported nuclear breach in Mishigamaa is actually located across the border in Northland. While discussions are apparently underway between the White House and the Northland Prime Minister, the White House is unwilling to share any details with a concerned public.

BREAKING: Mishigamaa City Mayors to overthrow State Governor - Mishigamaa Editor

The Bay City Mayor is reportedly leading a coup organised among the mayors of the major cities in Mishigamaa to overthrow the State Governor, citing complaints over the Governor’s response dealing with this current crisis.

Breaking News: Necrotech May Have Cure in Ouisconsin - National Reporter B

National media has learned of reports that Necrotech may have developed a cure in Ouisconsin. Further reports as the situation develops.

The cure is here! - Susquehannock Reporter D

Luke Doodeman (Emergency Services Chief of Yorborough) and Bram Hesselink (Deputy Emergency Services Chief of Yorborough) are leading research on a cure to the zombie infection, together with the cities of Erie, Allentown, Yarborough and pharmaceutical company LexCorp. State police has been helping with a financial injection and by introducing LexCorp to the research. LexCorp has commited to produce the vaccin at a reduced cost. The researchers are stressing that it is their intent that the cure cannot be used as a weapon, but only as a cure; “This needs to stop!”.
A Cure has now been found, but is still in need of a delivery system. LexCorp is currently working on this delivery system.

Feds bomb Bay City - Mishigamaa Editor

Reports have come in, confirmed by City Hall, that the federal government have started using drones to bomb key infrastructure such as bridges in Bay City, to try and stall the “Alternatively Animated” threat.

A source in City Hall claims the authorities have abandoned the city and refuse to deal with the direct threat to the populace. Our source believes that the Governor is completely wrong to have not issued a State of Emergency.

WARNING: Possible Nuclear breach at Bruce Power Station - Mishigamaa Editor

Reports have come in about a potential leak in the Bruce nuclear power station on the shores of Lake Huron.

The populations of Bay City, West Branch, and Gaylord have been warned, and are recommended to evacuate and move to Romero City if at all possible.

Nutrivend juice the cause behind zombification? - National Reporter A

Sources have informed this paper that Nutrivend juices are the cause behind the recent spate of zombification.

There’s nothing to lose by not drinking it, so please don’t.

 

White House Rumors of Unapproved Weapons Testing on Civilians - National Reporter B

According to sources in the Federal Government, the White House has learned of reports of unapproved weapons testing on American civilians. We will update with further information if and when the White House cares to take action on these disturbing developments.

Mass Panic in Grand Rapids - Mishigamaa Editor

Reports of Mass Panic in Grand Rapids, with riots and people fleeing the city. This has been confirmed by the City Mayor, who made a statement to the press, urging citizens to stay calm and evacuate to City Hall which is still protected.

Nutrivend still working on a cure in their secure facility, supported by the City Mayor providing funding and manpower. The Mayor says there is no evidence that Nutrivend are responsible for the outbreak.

President re Northland’s Offer of Military Assistance: “No Comment” - National Reporter B

When asked about the offer of military assistance from the Prime Minister of Northland, the President replied, “No comment.” In the face of an unprecedented crisis, it is highly concerning that the President appears to be unwilling to take decisive action as needed.

82nd Airborne Division Deploy into Ouisconsin - Ouisconsin Reporter B

To the relief of many, the famous division has now been deployed into Ouisconsin, bringing much needed military support to the state. Residents are hoping that this move hasn’t come too late to restore some semblance of order to the disaster-ravaged state.

White House State Liaison to meet with Terrorists - Mishigamaa Editor

White House State Liason to meet with militia groups to discuss possible locations and instigators of the outbreak – such groups have been accusing the federal government of collaboration.

Rumours are circulating that the militia groups may try to kidnap the Liason officer.

“Let us help” – Northland PM - Northland Editor

Northland troops are gathered on the border to Adirondack, prepared to help with the zombie crisis.  “We are waiting to hear back from the White House before sending in troops” says the Prime Minister.

When asked about the problems within Northland, including a shootout on the tarmac of the Toronto airport with armed, desperate refugees, the PM responded “we have everything under control here.  We’re trying to help people who need it more.”

Wright City Mayor Arms vigilantes - Ouisconsin Editor-In-Chief

Wright City Mayor, in a move of apparent desperation has chosen to arm the religious extreme group The Fists of God.

 

Armed to patrol the streets and rid them of the undead (quoted from the leader of the group) The vigilantes are “only targeting the undead and infected” when pushed further the leader said: “We want to rid this city of the Devil and the godless” Arming civilians is a clear indication of the terrible state in Wright City. It is yet to be determined if we should be more fearful of the vigilantes or the undead.

Secretary of State: “We are waiting passively for things to happen.” - National Reporter B

National media has learned from well placed sources in the federal government that the Secretary of State and the Secretary of the DHS are currently engaged in infighting rather than taking productive action to counter the ongoing crisis. While the Secretary of DHS has pushed for increased action, the Secretary of State opined that their hands are tied while they wait to hear from forces on the ground. According to our source, the Secretary of State then stated, “We are waiting passively for things to happen.”

In the face of overwhelming casualties, this publication is concerned just how many more “things” need to happen before the Secretary of State takes action.

VP and Joint Chiefs Rule Out Nuclear Option - National Reporter B

Despite rumors of tactical nuclear weapons being taken out of storage by the President, the Vice President and the Joint Chiefs have ruled out the use of nuclear weapons on the American population. The Vice President emphatically stated that they were focused on looking for a cure for the current outbreak of infected (that are definitely not “zombies”) and that the White House would not take nuclear action.

A New Fight-Back Against the Zombie Threat? - Ouisconsin Reporter B

Several reports are coming in from cities across Ouisconsin of the new, heroic, and at times unconventional methods the American people are using to take the fight back to the undead scourge. From Madison, where local firefighters have taken to modifying their fire trucks to be used to run down the undead, to Green Bay working with Necrotech to try a new aerosol cure method delivered by helicopter. The American spirit refuses to die down. Congratulations also to various town mayors on deciding to fight side-by-side with their people.

Homeland Security Press Release - National Editor

Official statement from Homeland Security states that they are:

  • continuing to work closely with companies and universities to develop cure
  • work is progressing quickly towards this aim but we urge citizens to remain calm
  • continuing to follow all leads to investigate the source of the outbreak

When questioned about this further, the Press Liaison Officer was not at liberty to say why the Federal line has not changed since the initial outbreak. Surely some more concrete action needs to be taken to help our country, which is being ravaged by an infectious zombie outbreak that seems to be out of control.

But as Homeland Security says… “don’t panic”

BREAKING: Bernardis Evacuates Madison - Ouisconsin Editor-In-Chief

Mayor Bernardis issues evacuation order to Madison as city becomes completely overun and uncontrollable. Bernardis allegedly is prioritizing “important people”as they flea the capital.

Seen first hand the Capital is falling rapidly, citizens are urged to head to Border Dam for santuary.

National Guard Announces withdrawal of support to Racine and Kenosha - Ouisconsin Reporter B

An official representing the guard spoke to badger news and clarified that this decision was made due to the greater needs of Green Bay and Madison at this time.

FEMA Finds Majority of Corporations Uncooperative in Face of Crisis - National Reporter B

FEMA has informed the national media that they are working closely with Nutrivend on treatment of the infection, but has found most other corporations to be unresponsive and unhelpful.

 

Notably, the national media has heard reports that Nutrivend of Mishigamaa has  been stealing corpses from hospitals without the permissions of the families of the deceased, which raises questions about the moral standards of FEMA.

Statement from Sec of Def re Military Aid - National Reporter B

The Secretary of Defense informed national media that the following states and territories have requested and received military aid:

  • Illiniwek
  • Wabash
  • Susquehannock
  • Adirondack
  • Ahao
  • District of Columbia.

With regards to the situation of Boyle City, Wabash, the Secretary stated that Boyle City has been evacuated by the governor. With regards to political developments involving the governor, the federal governmental stands at the ready to help and has full confidence in the (Republican) governor of Wabash.

Romero City – A tale of two political parties - National Reporter A

The citizens of Romero City will be given VR headsets in what seems to be a bid to blind them to zombie attacks and questionable political campaigns.

Along with the announcement of free VR headsets, the Republican state governor, Maria Osa, has announced her candidacy for President.  In an interesting twist of political fate, her candidacy is supported by Pollyana, the Democratic Romerean city mayor.  This would be America’s first cross-party liaison for Presidency.

When questioned if this was the right time for the State to be spending funding on VR headsets, the representatives from Romero City remained adamant that this was the right thing to do, as the VR headsets seek to ‘educate the public’ about calm in the current state of turmoil.

The result of the liaison between Democrats and Republicans remain to be seen, as that between VR headsets and zombie attacks.

 

 

BREAKING: Weygand and Government accused of creating outbreak - Mishigamaa Editor

The Free Militia have captured Waygand Corp HQ. On interrogating their records they have found evidence that their lab in Bay City was the originator of the outbreak and that they had been working with the Federal Government.

This links in with previous reports that a LexCorp facility in Bay City could be the source, which was being investigated by local police forces, and observations that the State Government abandoned Bay City to the hordes very early on, rumoured to be a coverup for their corporate dealings.

The Governor denies this, and claims that National Guard deployment were unable to get into the city to assist. As a result, they had to quarantine the city.

More on this story as it develops.

Ground Zero closer to discovery - National Editor

An unnamed but impeccable source has told us that Nutrivend caused the virus outbreak.

Apparently they’ve been stealing corpses for study for a while now, and their blundering experiments unleashed the virus.

Our reporters will be following up on this to find out what else the company has been doing, since it moved its headquarters to Missigama.

I’m sure the Mayor of Misquitte isn’t quite so happy to have asked to be quoted as saying that Nutrivend would bring a huge amount of benefit to the local community in the form of job creation when Nutrivend first opened its new headquarters less than a week ago.

 

Breaking News: Mayor takes charge - Ouisconsin Editor-In-Chief

James Wiggins now being coined the Savour of Oisconsin has been handed power of Kenosha.

 

It has now been confirmed the mayor of Kenosha has stood down and James Wiggins will represent both Kenosha and his beloved Racine City. what better man to lead the people than the man of the people.

 

Do we have a political shift happening in Oisconsin?

Mishigamaa State Update - Mishigamaa Editor

State Governor says that declaring a state wide emergency was the right decision allowing her to keep control of the resources and co-ordinate Cities. Governor allocating all resources possible to aid Cities. No intention to declare State Wide emergency in future.

Romero City expected to raise state of emergency shortly. Mayor wishes to offer assistance to more of the state, while the State Government praises them as a model of how to react under a crisis.

Bay City however, is to be placed under State Lockdown, evacuated and abandoned. Press announcement from State officials to be expected shortly. A anonymous source from within the police department blames this on the Chief of Police failing to negotiate adequate resources and failing to make use of state supplies, while the State Governor promised assistance from the National Guard which never materialised. My source believes that the city was abandoned by the state right from the state of the issue. Was this a ploy to prevent full investigation of the LexCorp facility?

Marquette is not doing too badly, but has major divisions among its officials. The Police and other Emergency services are no longer cooperating in tackling issues, while the Mayor is reported to be campaigning instead of coordinating the defence efforts. She reportedly abandoned

Grand Rapids is now the last of the five major cities to declare a state of emergency. The Mayor would like to issue a bit shoutout to the efforts of all its emergency services. Angry mobs have formed at the hospital and Nutrivend HQ. Bereaved familes have had the corpses of their loved ones removed from the morque, and suspect Nutrivend of turning them into more Alternatively Animated.

As far as Spearing goes, the State Governor would like to praise the City Officials and Police Force for saving her mansion and family, but they do not deny reports that the majority of civilian protection has been outsourced to militia armed by the state.

 

UPDATE: Injured Man Escapes From AIM Officials After Attempted Capture - Ouisconsin Reporter B

After a brief interview with the man who stumbled into our office, it transpires that AIM had been looking for volunteers to carry out field research on the outbreak. After refusing to volunteer for the research project, AIM employees refused to let the man leave and it was only after making a daring escape against steep odds that he was able to reach us to break the story.

BREAKING NEWS: Necrotech successfully produced new cure for Zombie virus - Ouisconsin Reporter C

Necrotech has finally managed to create a cure and initial tests are proving successful. The cure will be delivered either via Dart or Aerosal, with an initial distribution being handled at a Greenbay cite.

Joe Lunnon

Warrior of Racine! - Ouisconsin Editor-In-Chief

Amidst the ongoing chaos Racine appears to be standing firm and strong, whilst the other Cities and State in general struggle to get a grip of they’re ongoing problems James Wiggins, Mayor of Racine is personally guarding his cities border in the frontline of defense against the unliving force. in an interview he says:

“We are working closely with the Mayor of Kenosha and have always had a good working relationship, As far as we in Racine are concerned every Politician should be on the frontline in defense of this great nation”

 

Racine are holding a cultural celebration today at the University.

the Mayors press release says:

“Everyone is invited, except the undead”

Nuclear leak! - Northland Editor

Reported leak at Bruce nuclear plant on the shores of Lake Huron.  “We are responding to the situation as quickly as possible, further updates to come,” the PM quickly responded.

On a clear day, the power plant can be seen from the shores of Mishigamaa.

Breaking News- Derailed train brings undead to Wishicama - Ouisconsin Reporter C

The undead have gotten past border controls by careening through them. A refugee train crashed past the quarantine and to the shock of locals the occupants had been long dead. Local forces are doing what they can to handle the issue.

Joe Lunnon

Wright City Chief of Police Fails Basic Geography Question - Ouisconsin Reporter B

In  a recent press conference, Wright City Chief of Police showed a lack of basic understanding of his state by failing to state correctly the capitol of Ouisconsin. Are our citizens safe with these officials in charge?

Nutrivend to work exclusively with the Government - National Reporter A

In a press release by the Department of Homeland Security, Nutrivend has been singled out as the exclusive vendor for dealing with the latest spate of ‘infectious diseases’.  All specimens will be sent to Nutrivend for analysis and the pharmaceutical giant will be tasked with developing the cure for the outbreaks.

It is unclear how much money is at stake in this high-profile contract at this point.

#1mdb

The Well Ordered – responsible for global ransomware attack? - Mishigamaa Editor

Our sources have corroborated evidence to identify our former anonymous source claiming credit for the global ransomware attack as a member of “The Well Ordered”, a suspected terrorist group which Nutrivend accuse of trying to source biological weapons.

A kill switch has apparently been found for the ransomware virus, which is no longer spreading through global banking systems. However, The Well Ordered have not come to an agreement with the US Government, and intend to continue their attacks to prove UN involvement in the Blight outbreak.

Pentagon unresponsive to pleas from Wabash national guard and liason – Wabash Governor Incommunicado - National Editor

National media has learned that the Wabash national guard and the local liason from the pentagon have repeatedly emailed the Pentagon asking for assistance. Unfortunately, despite the terrifying and deadly crisis, the Pentagon has not responded to the pleas for help. The horrifying situation is compounded by the Wabash Governor’s failure to communicate with the White House.

BREAKING: Mysterious Man Rushes Into Badger News Building - Ouisconsin Reporter B

A severely injured man has rushed into our office in Madison amidst claims of mistreatment by the AIM corporation. While full details of events have yet to be released, our organisation will be working closely with Madison officials to insure this man’s safety until more details can be released.

Oisconsin, Science- Necrotech close to cure - Ouisconsin Reporter C

Necrotech have been tirelessly working towards a cure for the undead and their scientists claim they are “on the verge of a breakthrough. We have almost finished work on early morphology but need more samples.” They have also confirmed that the undead can be revived.

Joe Lunnon

Zombies spread to Minnesota and Iowa - Ouisconsin Editor-In-Chief

Reports of the Zed problem becoming under control in question as confirmation comes in of Zombies spreading to Minnesota and Iowa.

Breaking: Northland Army on its way to Adirondack - Adirondack Editor

An anonymous source in the White House has reported that the Northland Army is on its way to Adirondack to help the state fight off the infestation. They are to join State Police and National Guard in the fight against the Ombies.

 

 

BREAKING: Green Bay Mayor Roger Laidlaw Takes to Streets Armed with AXE - Ouisconsin Reporter B

Reports from Green Bay say their Mayor has rushed onto the streets armed with an axe to fight back the waves of zombies personally. This heroic move comes after a very large number of zombies laid waste to the city. The Democrat mayor decided that enough was enough, and that direct action was required. This Badger News reporter has found these inspiring stories comforting as Zombies have laid siege to our offices, knowing there is a person out there in the city working hard to wipe this menace off the map.

Breaking: State of Emergency Declared!! - Ouisconsin Editor-In-Chief

During a recent press conference Governor of Oinsconsin declares state of emergency. the Governor did stay around long enough for any questions to be asked and amidst a ripple of disapproval he slopes away.

 

What has this state come to?

Update on Cities- Ahao - Ahao, Susannah

Toledo

  • Lowest panic in all cities
  • No state of emergency declared
  • Several fires
  • Widespread infection
  • Casualties reported
  • Chief of police wounded

Dayton

  • State of emergency not declared
  • Not supporting neighbours
  • Live specimen caught
  • Casualties reported

Cincinatti

  • State of emergency declared
  • Badger News HQ Abandon
  • Widespread panic
  • Multiple fires
  • “Lost control”
  • “Plenty” of casualties

Fresno

  • State of emergency not declared- “boys in blue left to fight alone”
  • West of city safe
  • Accepting refugees from neighbours
  • Fires and Looting
  • Hospitals fine

Cleveland

  • State of emergency declared
  • No fires
  • Widespread infection
  • 3 casualties
  • Cure being researched

 

GLOBAL BANKING ATTACK - Mishigamaa Editor

The Mishigamaa press office has been contacted by an organisation claiming to be responsible for the “WannaBeFree” ransomware attack affecting global financial systems.

“We have hijacked the global financial system. We understand there is a conspiracy behind this ‘zombie virus’ outbreak, and that the UN is behind it. We demand that the United Nations and Federal Government step up and reveal their plans. Until they do, we will refuse to release the global financial systems from our control.”

This comes from an anonymous source who did not wish to be named.

BREAKING: Secret Lab in Bay City origin of outbreak - Mishigamaa Editor

A source wishing to be described only as “a patriot” has informed this paper that they believe the source of the outbreak across the entire nation is a secret lab situated in the Bay City area in Mishigamaa.

This information is gained by the source through interrogating captured infected persons.

If true, then is this, as suspected by some, the result of state experimentation or corporations meddling with nature in the name of profit?

Benardis appeals for help - Ouisconsin Editor-In-Chief

Mayor Benardis administration is doing everything possible to keep things in control in surrounding cities, however the capital city is now under attack and is believed to be a major target.

The Mayor has appealed for state and Military presence.

BREAKING: WABASH HAS FALLEN - National Reporter A

ERRATA- We would like to apologise for referring to the state of Wabash incorrectly as ‘Boyle’, as we were quoting verbatim from the President (who apparently had a ‘covfefe’ moment, bless her)

BREAKING NEWS: The city of Wabash has fallen to the ‘infectious disease’ that has been sweeping America.  The President has expressed that her thoughts are with the city, but does not see the need to declare a state of emergency just yet.

Governors of cities overrun by infection are urged to reach out to the Federal Government to request for aid.  The President made reference to cities who have previously showed resistance to federal aid, and continued that Governors and the Federal Government should be on a two-way street as the Federal Government will not be able to provide aid effectively if information is not volunteered to the Government in the first instance.

The President continued that the Government desperately needs more information to “understand the situation”, but assured this paper that the Federal Government is prepared and adequately supplied to extend aid to cities upon request.

When pressed further, the President refused to comment on the the two captured specimens.  However, from a separate conversation this paper had with FEMA, we understand FEMA is reaching out for help from corporations to aid the Government in its time of need, with regard research on the captured specimens.  The President is, however, still debating if the famed 4th July Picnic on the Gardens should still go on.

The conversation with the President and FEMA underscores the current state of turmoil within the White House, as lack of information and panic permeates through each level of the Administration.

God bless America.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Racine Remain Calm in Chaos - Ouisconsin Editor-In-Chief

Amid reports of the rumored state wide state of emergency Racine Mayor James Wiggins stands calm. Not only have Racine appeared to have dealt the all threats thrown at them in what this day may be remember as “Day Z” but they have opened they’re doors to receive those seeking shelter and safety.

 

In a statement the Mayor says he has “no faith in state governance” and believes the talk of “state wide state of emergency is unnecessary”

Is he a man of the people? a modern hero maybe? or someone who is only in touch with Racine and not the wider State?

State of the state: Mishigamaa - Mishigamaa Editor

Quick round-up update on Mishigamaa cities.

Romero City:
– State of Emergency declared
– Mostly under control
– Joint cooperation between city, state, federal governments, and corporations
– Chief of Police under federal investigation
– Mayor running for President
– Have captured Blighted

Grand Rapids:
– Low infestation rate
– City working closely with Nutrivend
– “Undead” animals discovered and disposed of
– Recent resurgence of Blighted humans

Marquette:
– Reports of deaths in hospitals
– Losing corporate funding

Spearing:
– State of Emergency declared
– Controlled by state- and corporate-sponsored militia
– Militia seizing corporate facilities
– Civilians mostly protected
– Have captured Blighted

Bay City:
– Almost entirely overrun
– Suffering due to under funding of Police
– State officials giving weapons to militia

Wright City Mayor Assists Distressed Citizens - Ouisconsin Reporter B

Reports of heroism from the Mayor of Wright City have inspired citizens of the city. The mayor, who has been issuing orders on the ground alongside his emergency services, has been praised by residents for his willingness to get stuck in with the effort to repel zombies from the city.

Wright City plea! - Ouisconsin Editor-In-Chief

Fire Officer of Wright City Jenny pleads that anyone with fire hoses to please donate them in the fight to keep the flames at bay.

Ouisconsin, Green Bay- Green Bay Governor refuses to accept Whitehouse support - Ouisconsin Reporter C

Sources close to the mayor of green bay have expressed concerns of the governor as he refuses to declare a state of emergency. Despite the city being in a catastrophic state the White House is unable to deploy forces due to the governors inaction. “[The Governor] should get his ass down here”

madison collaboration - Ouisconsin Editor-In-Chief

madison emergency services collaborate with green bay to put out fires in city.

BREAKING: Locals fire on Federal building in Susquehannock - National Editor

It has come to our attention that local forces belonging to the Susquehannock state have opened fire on a federal building. Reports are sketchy at present but we hope to have more as soon as possible.

Is this a federal crime or the start of something far more sinister?

 

STATE OF EMERGENCY DECLARED: Kenosha is falling!! - Ouisconsin Editor-In-Chief

A state of emergency has been declared by Kenosha. amid reports of evacuation we can confirm that Racine Mayor has opened his doors to Kenosha.

Romero City beats back hordes while Spearing declares State of Emergency! - Mishigamaa Editor

Reports are coming in from multiple sources that despite initial problems with effective deployment of police, Romero City has now been cleared of the “Alternatively Animated” hordes.

The Police Chief has eased off double shifts, but is reported to be the subject of a federal investigation alleging that he ordered the shooting of civilians. City Hall stands behind its chief of police at this time. City Hall spokes person stated “People are innocent until proven guilty”.

On Sunday there will be a local “citizens of the future” event to look forward to an optimistic future.

Why has the state abandoned smaller cities in order to protect Romero? Is this the result of corporate meddling? LexCorp has recently moved HQ to Romero, and apparently other corporations are in similar talks.

BREAKING: City of Spearing is in process of declaring a state of emergency following advice from the National Guard. Several Zs have been captured and are available for research.

White House Begs for Help from Corporations - National Editor

The National Media has learned that the White House has begged for help from major corporations as the federal government appears unable to do anything to treat the infected (definitely not “zombies” according to repeated messages from the administration despite evidence to the contrary).

 

The full statement from the White House to the corporations is as follows:

 

Ladies and Gentlemen

By now you have no.doubt heard about the virus crisis facing the country.
As a representative of Homeland Security, FEMA and the CDC we are
requesting your help. You have access to advanced research facilities that
can assist us in isolating the cause for this epidemic, I am asking you to
share them with us, in return for whatever materials is we can supply and
any commercial uses that arise from this research.

Specifically one of our agents is holding two infected in Adirondack, we
need a facility to study them and develop treatments.

Your country needs you.
— US Department of Homeland Security
Security Crisis Team
Washington, DC

Bay City office of Badger News under Zombie Siege! - National Editor

National media has learned from our own correspondents that our colleagues in Bay City are under current attack from zombies. In this time of crisis, we strongly believe that it is important to keep the press safe so that necessary information can be distributed throughout the country and worldwide. We call upon both local and federal authorities to move immediately to save our friends and colleagues or spend the rest of their lives knowing that the blood is on their hands.

Breaking: Joint Chiefs spotted at local Golf Course - National Reporter A

This reporter was unable to talk with any Pentagon Official as he was told they were relaxing on the golf course.

With so many outbreaks reported and so many people being infected, is now a good time to be relaxing!!

We were told to talk to the White House for any news we needed to know.

BREAKING NEWS: KENOSHA EVACUATE - Ouisconsin Editor-In-Chief

Breaking: we have information from a solid source that Kenosha Mayor is making plans to evacuate the city and head for Racine.

Quoted source “mayor walking around with some kind of god complex, taking selfies hitting dead zombies, what a salad”

 

“kenosha needs help from the Military”

White House Deploys to Adirondack - National Editor

We have received the following statement from the White House:

 

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Dear all,

The White House has received a request for assistance from Governor Tim
Duerinck of Adirondack to deploy federal armed forces to assist state
National Guard. This request has been approved. The forces will be at the
Governor’s disposal.

We have seen reports in the press that we are considering the deployment
of armed drones. This is not true. We have deployed reconnaissance drones
to better understand the situation. We are not currently considering the
deployment of armed drones.

Defence Sec


Whitehouse Unsoc

Ouisconsin, Ouisconsin, Racine- “We are doing what we can, if that requires working with Necrotech so be it” - Ouisconsin Reporter C

The chief of police has openly admitted to working with Necrotech, however he refused to comment as to what that relationship entailed. Necrotech also refused to comment on the live captives their holdng.

Joseph Lunnon

State Governor Speaks out Against Domestic Flight Ban - Ouisconsin Reporter B

the governor has spoken out against the federal government’s decision to ground all domestic flights around the US as “a severe federal overreach”. He also calls for no more talking around the issues, saying “dead is dead, they’re not undead Americans, or medically challenged, let’s call them what they are”.

WHITE HOUSE FINALLY RESPONDS - National Reporter A

The Governor of Adirondack has requested federal troops to aid his battle against the infected population, commonly referred to as “zombies”.

Troops will be deployed under a local commander… let’s hope this is not too late to help those still unaffected by the outbreak.

Press interview with the President - National Reporter A

In an exclusive interview with the President, she insisted that the widely reported outbreak of “zombies” should rather be regarded as an infectious disease, but confirmed that the cause has yet to be identified.

Trevor Cox

Editor-in-chief

CONFIRMED: White House has Captured Infected - National Editor

National media have learned that the federal government has been able to capture two “infected” specimens (zombies?) in Adirondack, but does not have the facilities to study them or develop treatments.

No Confidence in ‘Honest’ Jim says White House - Iliniwek Sports

A source close to the White House expressed a chronic lack of confidence in ‘Governor’ Jim Gillie tonight due to his political posturing in the face of widespread panic. For more see our updated hatchet job blog on pages 3, 4, 5, 6 9, 20 and our pullout section

Pentagon authorises military action in Mishigamaa - Mishigamaa Editor

Reports are coming in from across the state of drones spotted flying across major cities in Mishigamaa.

Anonymous sources say that these are recon flights authorised by the Pentagon

UPDATE: Wright city siege - Ouisconsin Reporter B

In an update to the developing situation in Wright city, the city’s mayor personally lead a raid in order to free those trapped in the hospital. Whether courageous or stupid, the move was successful as local law enforcement take back control of the situation.

Ombie outbreak confirmed by government - Adirondack Editor

In reaction to the ban on “the Z-word” issued by the white house, the Badger News Adirondack office will as from now replace “the Z-word” by Ombie. As in their statement they speak of a “zombie outbreak” we consider this confirmed.

 

BREAKING NEWS- Necrotech confirms Zombies - Ouisconsin Reporter C

The leading scientists at Necrotech have identified the strain of virus causing the Infestation we now experience. They have confirmed that the virus is indeed resurrecting the dead. In oher news Max Brooks Zombie survival guide rockets in sales.

Joe Lunnon

Marquette – State of Emergency and updates - Mishigamaa Editor

Marquette – City Mayor and Chief of Emergency Services – “The government of the city of Marquette has announced today that we are taking all reasonable measures to counteract the Blight and lawlessness that has occurred in our city,
“We have the full support of the Chief of Police and Emergency Services to take these actions to improve the quality of life in the city.”
“The governor assisted me in hand-to-hand combat defending the injured in the Marquette city hospital. I successfully slaughtered a number of the ‘Alternatively Animated’ – a very successful afternoon.””Straight after, Governor Osa confirmed that she would be dropping out of the Presidential race, and support Mayor Gibson’s bid as Republican nominee”

However the Chief of Emergency Services reports of civilian casualties due to police prioritising the defence of the Mayor instead of protecting neighbourhood districts.

Head of Emergency Services flees Aurora as State of Emergency declared - Iliniwek Sports

The HoES of Aurora was seen fleeing the city at high speed moments before the mayor declared an official State of Emergency. The local Badger News office in Aurora reports that ‘zombie-like groups’ have started siegeing the building and that law and order has collapsed.

The news of the fleeing official came ironically at the same time the governors office released a statement urging people not to speed. Meanwhile the Halperin Chief of Emergency Services has stated that ‘This country has more guns than people. We’re not worried’ before shooting his pistols wildly into the air and dancing a jig.

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Ouisconsin, Racine- Necrotech in kidnapping Conspiracy with local police - Ouisconsin Reporter C

A source within the Oisconsin Mayoral office has witnessed the police collaborating with Necrotech in kidnapping people across the city, some undead, others alive. My source wishes to remain named for his own safety. Further reports will come soon.

Joseph Lunnon

POSSIBLE “ZOMBIE CURE”? STATEMENT FROM IAN ANGUS- CEO OF NUTRIVEND - Ahao, Susannah

Ian Angus, the CEO of Nutrivend has delivered a statement regarding the current “Zombie Crisis.” He states:

“We have had a number of requests from state governors and mayors for a cure to the zombie outbreak.

Nutrivend is currently dedicating 100% of its resources to finding a cure for all of the states affected by this current crisis.

Our Drugs Save Lives. Nutrivend has noted that Romero City appear to be acting extremely aggressively against the afflicted. We have to remember that the afflicted are our friends and family. We must take a less aggressive approach and look to contain the afflicted and not simply try to kill them.

If there are any unfortunate casualties or victims that can be brought to our facilities please do so. We are doing everything in our power to search for a cure.

Nutrivend continues to serve the people of America.

Ian Angus
CEO, Nutrivend”

Badger News will be reporting on this as the situation develops

 

 

White House Considering Use of Drones in US Airspace - National Editor

Sources have informed national media that the White House is actively considering the use of military drones against the zombie outbreak in US airspace. This appears to suggest that the White House is willing to use military force against its own citizens.

 

BREAKING: Things are “not looking good” in Mishigamaa - National Reporter A

The Pentagon has been reported saying that things are “not looking good” in Mishigamaa.  Crises notwithstanding, the White House are still going ahead with its annual 4th of July picnic celebrations on the Gardens.

 

 

CONFIRMED- ZOMBIES IN TOLEDO- CHIEF OF POLICE LYING - Ahao, Susannah

A source from inside the Toledo Government has told Badger News that previous reports of ‘civil unrest’ are in fact zombie hordes. The Chief of Police, Daniel, is refusing to confirm this, and is continuing to lie to citizens.

There is now a struggle for power, with local man, Fergus, stating that he will stand for election for Chief of Police as a “capable and honest” candidate.

Ouisconsin, Madison- Sever Action against Undead threat - Ouisconsin Reporter C

Military police have been mobilized in the city of Madison

Deputy mayor “we are postponing the presidential’s campaign” - Susquehannock Reporter C

Deputy mayor has confirmed this morning that the mayor is interrupting his campaign so as to focus on the zombie outbreaks. These outbreaks have caused three people from east Yarbrough to be eaten alive already ths morning. This comes in time while he was also criticized for allegedly participating in a montage during an emergency services intervention in Yarbrough. The deputy mayor has not denied the validity of these claims, which raises the question his other picture in which appeared shooting zombies.

DHS: Please Wash Your Hands and Do Not Travel - National Reporter A

The DHS has informed national media that US citizens should wash their hands, use face masks if possible, brush their teeth, and all interstate travel should be avoided unless absolutely necessary.

 

We at the national media applaud the White House’s good hygiene and pearly white teeth.

The Dead Are Walking on Water - Northland Editor

Washing up on shore, the walking dead have emerged in Northland!

EXCLUSIVE: Interview with the “Alternatively Animated” - Mishigamaa Editor

One of our reporters has had an exclusive interview with a spokesman from one of the horde, claiming that the “Alternatively Animated” are misunderstood and being persecuted by the state and profited off by the corporations.

BREAKING NEWS: WRIGHT CITY UNDER SIEGE! - Ouisconsin Editor-In-Chief

Wright City Police HQ and Hospital under siege from zombies, the buildings are completely surrounded.

 

More to follow

DHS Source: DHS Underfunded - National Reporter A

DHS sources have informed national media that DHS is underfunded in the face of the current crisis. While we understand that the President is considering options, it is unclear if the necessary actions will be taken.

State of Emergency - Wabash Editor

State of Emergencies declared in Gary, Fort Wayne and Boyle.

No movement from the Pentagon - National Editor

When asked what the Pentagon was doing in the face of the outbreaks, a spokesman said they were in a state of heightened readiness.

When this reporter suggested they had been in a state of readiness for the past week, a spokesman said that Federal resources could not be deployed to states without the proper request from the affected state.

More as we get it.

White house tries to stifle press freedom - Ahao Editor

FRESNADILLO, AHAO:- A representative of the white house administration visited the Badger News Ahao offices today and advised us as to what language we should use whilst reporting on the current disturbances across the state and nation. We at the BNC Ahao office would like to tell our readers that we are under our own editorial control and we regard this as an attack on our first amendment rights.

BREAKING: Ban on the ‘Z-word’ - National Editor

The White House has issued a directive to all media outlets warning them not to use ‘the Z-word’.  In the face of much uncertainty caused by the recent zombie outbreaks, this paper feels that the gag order issued by the White House is undue censorship of the free press.

State Police Intervene in Madison - Ouisconsin Reporter B

After a large disturbance of the ‘Medically Impaired’ in the city of Madison, state police units have been scrambled to resolve the situation. From my vantage point in a helicopter over the city, the situation is widespread, however there is also a strong presence of state and city police working on the issue. In an Interview with the state governor he stated

” The extraordinary response of the Republican  administration of Mayor Bernandes of Madison shows how effective leadership can help cities overcome dire situations that other administrations may succumb to”

Representatives from Wright City have also spoken to Badger news stating that the situation in Madison is “a higher priority right now” and that their city emergency services would respond to the situation for the time being, leaving state forces to assist in Madison. I wonder how citizens of Green Bay feel about this?

Ouisconsin’s Head of State Police – Ready for action.

 

Ouisconsin, Politics- Necrotec and President in talks - Ouisconsin Reporter C

In discussion with the Necrotec CEO he has commented that “I am close friends with the president and we are hoping to deal with this situation swiftly.” When questioned about an earlier comment that “this is a minor issue not worth concerning ourselves with.” He has re-evaluated his stance saying “the situation has developed rapidly within the last six hors.” Its good to see such swift action.

Joe Lunnon

New Secretary of State Sworn In - National Reporter A

The national media is glad to hear that the White House has sworn in a new Secretary of State, Adam Sibson.

In the face of a developing crisis, it is hoped that Mr. Sibson will provide the necessary leadership with our friends in the North to handle the situation in a competent manner.

 

 

National Guard mobilised in Ahao - National Editor

Reports have come in that the National Guard has been mobilised in Ahao but without any accompanying announcements of a state of emergency.

WHITE HOUSE GATHERING NOMINATIONS FOR REPUBLICAN NOMINATION - National Editor

A spokesman for the White House said they were working with their local teams to determine the strongest Republican candidates.

So far 3 candidates have put their names forward, although no further details were available at the time of printing.

Those putting their names forward include the Governor of Ohio, The Mayor of Cincinatti and the Governor of Osa.

Details of the Democratic nominees have yet to be announced.

 

Ouisconsin, Madison City- Local forces collaborate with Governor to handle issue - Ouisconsin Reporter C

The Madison administration has successfully managed to quell the recent fires and deal with the recently undeparted with collaboration with the local police force in an effort mobilized by the Governor of the state of Ouisconsin. There have been zero casualties and all wounded have been mobilized to their local Hospitals.

Joe Lunnon

ZOMBIE OUTBREAK CONFIRMED BY HOMELAND SECURITY - National Reporter A

A Homeland Security representative informed national media that there is indeed a zombie outbreak in the Eastern US despite prior statements to the contrary from other parts of the government.

Oinsconsin,loosconsin more like - Ouisconsin Editor-In-Chief

At the dawn of another bright and beautiful day in our sweet state it seems the rosy tint is not so rosy. What appeared like another average day in our state has become quite the opposite. Hooliganism, Nefarious corporate deals, forces deployed on our streets and now reports of Zombies!! what is happening in our state?

It is yet to be known the full story and too early to know all the facts. what we do know is the state is mobilizing where mobilization can be made and the politicians Politicking where that can be done, same as any other day right?

Think again! Stay at home! Stay Safe!

 

We will bring you the news as the news breaks

Homeland Security: Everything Under Control Despite No Prior Experience With Similar Situation - National Reporter A

Homeland Security has informed national media that everything is “under control” and that they are in the process of “determining the correct response” despite not having any prior experience dealing with such a crisis.

 

Official Statement from Homeland Security re Reports of Zombie Outbreaks - National Reporter A

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Department of Homeland Security

The President and her team are aware of the developing situation involving
an infectious disease in multiple states across the north-east region.

We are in contact with state and city officials and relevant federal
agencies including the CDC. We have full faith in them but stand ready to
assist in any way we can. We are currently considering a range of steps
which can be taken.

We would urge all citizens to report any strange activity to the relevant
local authorities. We would also urge the press not to inflame panic by
indulging in idle speculation or sensationalist gossip. White House
officials are ready and able to brief the press where appropriate.

Sincerely,
Sec. Homeland Security.

Governor Launches Bid - Wabash Editor

In a brief interview the Wabash Governor, Fraser Schwarzenegger, has launched his presidential bid for the upcoming election. Running on a “stable & strong” Republican platform, he is confident his experience from a 2003 tour in Iraq will showcase his leadership in the current Zombie emergency. The mayors of Richmond, Terre Haute, and Fort Wayne gave no comment when asked about the bid.

Sightings of “zombies” confirmed by mayor Binghampton and Homeland security - Adirondack Political News

The mayor of Binghampton and Homeland security have both confirmed to the Badger News that there have been sightings of the so-called “zombies” [sic] in the state.

The mayor of Binghampton went on to add that they will cooperate in full with New Amsterdam in fighting this disease.

 

Ouiscnsin, Wright city- The dead walk on Wright city - Ouisconsin Reporter C

The mayor of Wright City  has personally lead the charge against what he describes as a “Zombie Horde” within the west city. He refuted comments abut these being the end times claiming that “this is just “One more challenge to be faced”. However one look at the situation room would have you questioning his seeming lack of concern.

Joe Lunnon

Small Fire in State Badger HQ - Ouisconsin Reporter B

We would like to assure readers that despite a small fire which caught  in our press headquarters, we are committed to the continued publication of timely news and will continue our work. A thank you also to the fire department for responding so rapidly to the fire.

“Zombie outbreak” reported in various states - National Editor

Citizens in various states have been advised to “stay home” after reports of zombies have been sighted.  States affected include Ouisconsin, Adirodack, Ahao, Mishigamaa and Powhatan.

Benjamin Gill, the Press Liaison officer for the Joint Chief of Staff, was quoted as saying, “I have every bit of confidence that the States are able to handle this on their own.”

The White House has yet to make an official press release.

 

White House caught flatfooted by reports of zombie outbreaks - National Reporter A

After being informed by the national media that reports were coming in from numerous local media sources of zombie outbreaks, the White House was unprepared to issue comment immediately. Hopefully they will soon be able to provide the country with national leadership.

Mysterious ‘Impairment’ hits city - Ouisconsin Reporter B

Representatives for Green Bay have today stated that the recent spat of violent behavior in their city is due to the “Medically impaired”. The cause and full symptoms are as yet unknown, but it has been proposed that a contaminant in the water, or excessive phone use may be the cause. Science has a way to go it seems.

Governor mobilising additional state troops – disease unknown - Adirondack Political News

Governor Deurinck is mobilising additional state troops to help fight the outbreak. No clear statement was received on nature of disease.

Ouisconsin, Racine- Riot at Sport event - Ouisconsin Reporter C

A riot has broken out at the Racine Cricket Tourney the Kindles. A Mayoral Official comments “We have deployed riot Police to the event… There have been no casualties so far”

Joe Lunnon

Ouisconsin Stay at Home!! - Ouisconsin Editor-In-Chief

Mayor of Medicine encourages citezens to remain in they’re homes. with fires popping up throughout Oinsconsin and no information on the source the officials are rightly in a panic, although there are spotted reports on casualties we have no concrete evidence at this time.

President unsure of who to support as successor – No Secretary of State despite Terrorist Threats - National Reporter A

In discussions with national media, the President stated that she was unsure who she would back as her successor in the next election, though she did state that she would of course be supporting a Republican candidate. Clearly bipartisanship is not a priority for this administration.

Interestingly, the position of Secretary of State is currently vacant and appears not to be a priority for this White House. Hopefully there will not be any international crises in the near future, despite the Joint Chiefs of Staff having been quoted regarding imminent terrorist threats.

Interstate Communications Breakdown - Parker Biro Wabash

A breakdown in interstate communications is currently disrupting Homeland Security correspondence with out of state colleagues.  Currently trying to rectify the situation. What does mean for federal support?

National Guard Mobilising - Ahao, Susannah

Reports have come in of a large scale movement of the National Guard towards to NG Headquarters outside Toledo. It is suspected that this is for a weekend of training, but this is unconfirmed.

The Commander of the National Guard has been spotted enroute to speak to to Governor.

Terrorist alert IMMINENT! - National Editor

Alex Beck, the vice-chair of the Joint Chief was quoted as saying, “America is on a high-threat level due to the chatter on the Internet regarding an imminent terrorist threat. Nothing has materialised as yet.”

“Zombies” sighted! - Susquehannock Reporter A

Reports are coming in from Allentown and Scranton about so-called “zombies” being sighted in the streets. In Allentown they can’t really believe that they are zombies, “they don’t exist, right?”

Scranton is mobilising its police because of similar sightings. Police chief Oderkerk says he is taking this threat seriously, but “it is not terrorism, we have everything under control”. The emergency services have confirmed what they call “zombie-like behaviour”, people are aggressive or catatonic, so they are thinking of drug abuse.

According to Erie’s emergency services, everything is quiet, but they are prepared.

 

Ouisconsin, Science- Are the Stars right? - Ouisconsin Reporter C

Local astrology enthusiast Ann Loaf has been arrested for being a public nuisance. “The stars are right. Beware the end times for they be coming.” She shouted from her cell. The local retirement home called a disturbance and she was promptly arrested.

“The stars are all right, nothing out of the ordinary” quotes Dan Hambridge of the College of Minor Importance Technologies.

BREAKING: State governor Tim Duerinck runs for president - Adirondack Editor

Breaking: Adirondack state governor Tim Duerinck from the Adirondack Democratic State Party runs for president!

The promotional flyer above has just been released. Duerinck’s campaigning motto is “Strenth through Unity”. After the recent typo discussions on the state’s new motto, we are glad to see that no spelling errors are present in this communication.

Furthermore, sources say that governor Duerinck has stated that he finds it quite symbolic that it is exactly the word “togheter” that has been misspelled. Is the state administration out of control? Is the governor still in control of the state’s business? To be continued…

Green Bay Quarterback reassures Ouisconsin - Ouisconsin Editor-In-Chief

A.A Ron

Excited Green Bay Fans

Six times Pro-bowl quarterback A.A. Ron today reassured fans that the ongoing undead apocalypse won’t affect the teams performance.  “I mean sure the crowd is a bit more bitey than usual” he told Badger news earlier today, “but we’ve always had (re)animated fans and I know that the guys will rally round and keep playing no matter what”.

Director of stadium security at Lambeau Field Brian Favre also wished to reassure Ouisconsin  football lovers.  “While a higher than average number of stadium goers were eaten during the first game of the season, we have moved quickly to address the situation” he stated at a press conference last night.  “Since we began stocking fresh brains at all concession stands things have improved significantly.  We are also looking at suspending the season ticket of any customer caught devouring a Packers supporter”.