Montreal’s Annual Zombiewalk to Proceed as Scheduled

“I’m sure it won’t be a problem”, commented Jacques Strappe, organizer of Montreal’s famed Zombiewalk.

As Montreal celebrates its 375th anniversary, and Northland its 150 years of confederation, the Paris of North America contiues with its plans for fun and frivolity despite the panic to the south.

With festivals set to run all summer, Montreal’s Mayor Chenille Nogodere is determined to go ahead full steam with his lofy celebratory plans: “With all the money we spent on the beautiful orange cones around the city, you think something like an undead plague in America will stop us? Like our Prime Minister’s father said long ago: Just watch me!