Chief Derradji: No fire too hot handle

Chief Derradji sets passions alight at scene of recent blaze.

Niagara region emergency services chief Islam “Le Pouvoir” Derradji has reassured local citizens that “no fire is too big, no conflagration too hot to handle” for the men and women of the local fire department.

As large plumes of smoke rose from the nearby city of Buffalo, Chief Derradji expressed his hope that the chaos seen South of the Border would not reach Northand. “All I can say is  avoid open flames indoors, don’t overload electrical outlets, and replace the batteries in your smoke detectors annually. Apocalypse or not, your life may depend on it!”