State governor dumbfounded by funding request from Marquette

A highly unusual news article today. The Mayor of Marquette has just officially requested additional state and federal funding due to the 40,000 additional citizens that have appeared in the city over the last few days.

Federal law apparently demands that if the “Alternatively Animated”, many of whom have been recognised as former Veterans, are recognised as American Citizens despite their previous reported deaths, then the city must request $180m in additional funding to offer medicare and social services.

The mayor, initially shocked by the request, has promised to discuss it with her legal team.