Governor Doesn’t Think Vice Governor is “Central Personnel”

In a statement about the coup today, the Governor announced that no “central personnel” were harmed, or even in danger at any time. Dispte this, our office has heard directly from the Vice Governor that she was locked in a fierce battle with the invaders, though she managed to personally fight them off. It remains unseen whether she will run with him for reelection, or if she will back a new candidate in light of this gross oversight.