Zombies in Ilinewek claims Joliet Mayor!

Mayor van Hoone of Joilet has astonishly announced that the state of Ilinewek is under threat from a number of what can only be described as ZOMBIES! This incredible announcement has been made ‘in the name of transparency’ and went on to say that several police officers have died combating the zombie threat. The mayor believes the only real way to fight this threat is to pool resources both military and emergency services, and offered his city as a staging ground for the ‘fight for survival’.

An aide to the mayor claimed that ‘they came from Halperin’ and that the governor’s office had been ‘completely unresponsive’ to this dire threat.


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