Trustworthy Jim Gillie

Governor Jim Gillie today announced a new ‘State Emergency Response Plan’ that aims to unsure the state of Ilinewek is fully prepared in case of ‘another uprising by those damn liberals’. Furthermore he announced a huge increase in state funding to the fire and police departments as well as on public health. ‘A healthy voter is a happy voter’, he stated and went on to say ‘they’re also happier when they are neither on fire or being mugged’

 

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