Real estate prices set to crash

Financial planning advisor are warning that property prices are set to crash as zombification has upset demand for new homes. “It really will be a buyers market out there, with only the most secure cabins in the woods holding their value.”  said  Analyst Rudy Crispini.

The new economy is expected to be dominated by localised barter systems. “Sales of size C batterys have been incredible” said Ash Williams, Retail clerk at S-mart.