Governor Jim ‘What Riots?’

‘Honest’ Jim Gillie has shocked voters by denying reports of any rioting in the state of Ilinewek tonight. In a press release circulated moments ago he claimed ‘The people of Ilinewek can rest assured is working hard to make sure your lives continue.’ We are as yet unsure as to the underlying message of these seemingly harrowing words but it seems clear that at state level the governorship has no idea what is going on.

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