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Some conflicting reports have both assured that the new cure for the zombie menace does its intended job, whilst others have labelled it as being lethal to living organisms.
This occurs as the President has launched ‘cure’ air strikes on the Wabash city of Gary. The Mayor of Gary, the leading candidate in the upcoming elections, confirms this to be the case, saying that the strikes are occurring without her permission.
I, the Editor in Chief of the Kanawha Newspaper am running for President of the United States of America! I have been dutifully representing the voice of the people during this pressing weekend, and I have been the only voice of reason amidst all of this chaos. I hope you will consider giving me your support.
A single broadcast came from Mercy City hospital- “Goodbye and good luck. This is Boyle City, signing off into the night”.
In this time of political and humanitarian turmoil, the Governor of Wabash has announced a bid for the Republican Presidential Nomination, with the Vice-Governor acting as his running mate.
It appears that despite their illegal arrest scandals, and subsequent exoneration by the President, that the pair believe they have produced a strong response to the Wabashian Crisis and hope to come out the end of this with whatever mandate they can achieve.
The actions of the President have shown faith in the pair, and this support should bolster their bid. The Bloodhound will wait and see.
As we speak, samples of the cure are on its way to NecroTec, Ouisconsin to be mass produced. The states of Adirondack and Wabash are mass creating the delivery systems to be used by the states of Adirondack, Wabash and Susquehannock, who has been delivering the cure.
Helicopters provided by another state, but under the control of the governor of Susquehannock are transporting the delivery system. The delivery system will be filled with the mass-produced cure at the NecroTec factory in Ouisconsin, after which they will fly back to Susquehannock for distribution. Adirondack and Wabash will retrieve their filled delivery systems in a similar way.
Media involvement in political corruption… Any honest reporters left?
The state of Wabash has been completely overrun.
The Bloodhound will be evacuating, and advise all remaining residents to seek refuge in Ahao following an offer of sanctuary from the city of Fresnadillo. All roads south the Shawnee are still open.
And amidst this our politicians seek to maintain to claw what little power there is remaining into their own rapacious hands. This reporter is reminded of the Year of Four Emperors in Ancient Rome, in AD 69, with civil war being the hobby of the political classes when all others wanted stability, and an end to the braying of the avaricious.
As we said, flee the state, seek safety.
The governors of Susquehannock and Adirondack and the mayors of Wabash have managed to bring the cure of Lexcorp together with the delivery system of the National Guard. As soon as these parties have physically met, the delivery of the cure will start.
The Bloodhound must issue a retraction. The credit previously given to the ex-Mayor of Richmond for this work on raising money for the city’s emergency services, combined with excellent political negotiation, was actually the work of the Ex-chief of Emergency services (now Richmond mayor).
Due to a complete breakdown in the situation in Wabash, national media has learned that the Wabash branch of Badger News is being forced to flee. Any efforts that can be made by local, state, or federal authorities to assist our colleagues in this harrowing hour would be greatly appreciated.
To our colleagues on the ground in Wabash: Good luck and God bless.
Beefy national commander has been witnessed jumping into a chopper to get cure to Wabash! He shouted out “God Bless Wabash” before departing… The Bloodhound salutes his guts and hopes they remain within his bowels.
Valiant efforts have been made by the ex Mayor of Richmond, now Vice Governor, in repelling the Zombie infestation, and strident measures are being taken to bolster the defence of Richmond and drive the horde back.
A commitment of £25 million has been made towards frontline efforts to clear out Richmond city, with a message from the Vice Governor stating “We have committed in full and will continue to do so.”
A “Great Firewall” was constructed by the New Vice Governor, with support of the Emergency Services and Police, around Mercy Hospital, where the Heroic Chief of Police was last heard to have been taken out of intensive care and was now in recovery. This Firewall has been described as “appearing to work” by Becky Rose, Chief of the Emergency Services.
It seems to the Bloodhound that Richmond has been the breeding ground of heroes throughout this crisis.
In a strong move, Special Ops have also been deployed throughout Richmond and airstrikes have been conducted to halt the Zombie Horde, a move condoned by the new Vice Governor.
Under the generous donation of the National Guard, the Wabash Bloodhound has taken to the streets in an APC with full media kit an capabilities.
More soon from the scene.
Disturbing claims from the Mayor of Boyle state that the new Governor is considering using Non-Conventional Weapons of Mass Destruction on the now abandoned city of Boyle. These weapons have been described as being “worse than a nuclear bomb,” and there are unconfirmed eyewitness reports coming from the Governor’s Office that a WMD order has been signed.
In tandem to the organised coup by the Wabash Mayor’s Coalition, the National Guard has been authorised to arrest the State Governor but, to the Bloodhound’s knowledge, no charges have yet been announced. The formerly incarcerated Deputy Governor has now assumed the role of Governor after no charges were filed; some have claimed his ascension to be illegitimate in the wake of scandal, and a need for political stability is required.
An announcement from the President has declared the arrest of the Governor to be illegal and has urged the new Governor to open up an urgent line of communication with the Presidential Office.
The previous Governor had arranged for Special Forces and Air Squadrons to be brought in under the President’s purveyance, and the Presidential Office has stated that these forces are contingent on the immediate line of communication.
The Bloodhound has learnt that the Mayors of Wabash have united in an attempt to seize the Governor’s seat.
At this time the Governor has been formally empowered with executive authority by the President. He cannot be deposed from office without either criminal charges or an election being brought forward.
In addition the Vice-Governor is still being detained without charges. He states he will fully support the Governor if he were released.
The probable reason for the Mayors undertaking this action is dissatisfaction with a lack of support in the current crisis despite having declared a state of emergency many hours ago.
Reports from central government state that the Governor may be arrested imminently due to being implicated in a forged document scandal. No comment as yet from the Gov.
National media has learned that the Wabash national guard and the local liason from the pentagon have repeatedly emailed the Pentagon asking for assistance. Unfortunately, despite the terrifying and deadly crisis, the Pentagon has not responded to the pleas for help. The horrifying situation is compounded by the Wabash Governor’s failure to communicate with the White House.
A statement has been released from the Governor’s office that Boyle is being evacuated for the cities of Fort Wayne and Terre Haute.
This follows reports of Emergency Services being overrun in Boyle and Richmond being on the verge of collapse.
Homeland Security, FBI, and Fed Military state that the Governor is stalling federal assistance. The Governor has yet to contact the White House to call for assistance thus blocking assistance.
The former Vice-Governor of Wabash has been arrested on alleged corruption charges.
Rather than looking towards his replacement, key political office holders are eyeing up the governor’s seat.
In opposition to the National news reports, the members of Boyle City Hall are emphatically assuring the local populace that all is under control, despite the chaos on the city’s streets.
The governor of Richmond reports that the state of Mishigamaa has failed in its efforts to contain the Zombie horde, and that Richmond is now exposed to the new threat at it sweeps towards Wabash.
This occurs as the Mayors of Wabash hold secret meetings without the governors presence.
Wabash has now entered a State of Emergency. The city of Boyle is under direct control as the Mayor and D. Mayor have been arrested by the National Guard.
N.Guard are defending Boyle and F. Wayne and are champing at the bit to get on with the job of supporting our citizens. Currently waiting on military support and executive over site.
Questions as to commitment of the Chief of Police have arisen as he looks to have shown a cold shoulder to the sharing resources between cities.
Report from Forth Worth Mayor states that they have quested and received military intervention to take back the city hospital which has been overrun.
The Mayor of Terre Haute has completed the refurbishment of the city stadium which has resulted in the reduction of city unrest. The reconstruction is safer and more secure. Citizens report they are quite pleased with the result: “Thanks Mayor Mengot!”
It has been confirmed that all flights, civilian and private, within the US have been grounded.
Wabash Governor reports his family is doing fine despite living in the over run city of Boyle. He insists that all is fine but there needs to be the use of correct procedure to claim assistance. Asked as to the “zombie” vs “Z” situation he states he considered the term “Z” to be more appropriate. He disputes any case of mismanagement and requests greater levels of communication from Mayor’s offices before declaring an emergency. Wishing for greater cooperation with the press he Governor wishes to prevent any discussion of censorship.
Even now the cogs of bureaucracy slowly grind between government offices.
The recent confusion regarding states of emergency is due to confusion between the office of the governor and Boyle City and Gary.
Currently, at the time of writing, the only city in a state of emergency is Fort Wayne. However, the Bloodhound has to ask why Boyle City, as the self-proclaimed hub of Operation Carousel, has not opted to place itself in a higher state of readiness. This happens as unsubstantiated rumours of ‘fabrication’ cross the corridors of power.
The Chief of Police in Richmond has died fighting the Zombies or “Z’s” in Mercy Hospital defending against a level 3+1 outbreak.
Chief of Police Ben was lauded as a ‘Hero’ by members of the Emergency Services for his role in leading his Police Force from the front line, working double overtime alongside his officers.
His death has been blamed on a lack of under funding.
The hospital has been declared safe otherwise.
An emergency meeting has been called by officials in Boyle city regarding the Carousel Initiative.
Representatives of the Emergency Services and Chiefs of Police have been called for a meeting at Boyle City Hall to discuss the current Zombies or “Z” outbreak.
Police Chief Fro is calling Operation Carousel a success with lots of support from other cities. Combat has occurred between Police Forces and “Z’s” with the Boyle police facing some losses.
Undisclosed sources reported from the Vice Governor state that the current outbreak is not a zombie infestation but in fact are only disguised as the walking dead. These dangerous creatures are known as the “Z”. Further news to follow…
Homeland Security states that the surrounding states are currently fully capable of handling their situation and no possibility of infestation from outside. He states Federal Govt stands ready to assist when requested.
A breakdown in interstate communications is currently disrupting Homeland Security correspondence with out of state colleagues. Currently trying to rectify the situation. What does mean for federal support?
As Wabash mayors try to pool their emergency services in the Carousel Project, under Chief Fro of Boyle City, multiple zombie outbreaks have been sighted in Richmond, Fort Wayne, Gary, and Boyle. Several of these are near both schools and universities.
The Vice-Governor told the Bloodhound that he has the utmost confidence that the cities of the state can deal with this “paranormal activity”.
Advertised as a “musical shamble”, this years line up includes such geriatric giants as, The Zombies, The Greatful Dead and, once again, The Rolling Stones. Asked as the current happenings in the state sre in any way worrying, rock legend Keith Richards said “I feel right at home”.
Boyle City, Wabash. Hotels are reporting that they are all fully booked for the forthcoming Gencon Games Fair. The Mayor of Boyle City congratulated the convention on its popularity and especially looked forward to the megagames that were going to be played there this year. The mayor now seems fully recovered from the recent episode when he claimed that ‘we are all living in a megagame’ and put it down to his incredible excitement and enthusiasm for this new hobby.