Statement from Governors office on Theocracy

FORTRESS CLEVELAND, AHAO:- Governor Hollman has issued this statement,

“The “church” of the rigtheous is a cult instigated by the Mayor of Cincinati to dupe the peeople of Cincinati into following false prophets and cover up the Cities Mayors incompetence and baltant disregard for the Lives of Ahao citizens.”

we are now forced to wonder if the spelling errors are indicative of neurological degeneration perhaps due to Z virus infection.