State of Ahao vastly unprepared for scale of disaster

After declaring a statewide emergency, and asking for citizens guns and ammo, they have issued a statement saying

“I wholeheartedly affirm my support for our citizens’ second amendment rights. It should be a source of pride that armed citizens are able to support police in this way, and I would encourage our brave, responsible armed citizens to help defend the most vulnerable in our communities.” –¬†Deputy Governor Rutherford

We have not heard directly from the governor in some time and the state police have just tried to bribe Badger to give them positive press.

Meanwhile, we have mobile phone footage of the Air force sending in F16s and bombing both Cleveland and Cincinatti.