Homeland Security asks: “What is Governor Deurinck doing?”

What is our governor doing?

Several parts of the government are concerned by the performance of Governor Deurinck.

Homeland Security has communicated that the Governor is failing to instruct and coordinate their efforts to combat the zombie outbreak.

This comes on top of the previous reports about the Governor choosing to evacuate his family and forcing the Albany city authorities to abandon key public buildings to the zombie horde.

In the opinion of Badger News, this can only mean one thing: the Governor is not fit for his job. How he ever want to convince people now that he would be qualified to run for president remains a mystery to us.